I've recently moved back to the east coast, so I'm pretty excited about fall. It's been a minute since I've rocked twelve layers, a scarf, and a hat. Here are some of my favorite fall looks for F/W 2012, and some things I think you should stray away from. As much as I love fall, remember that some things  make you look like a clown, fellas. Keep it simple, and remember that belts are only to be worn around your waist. No need to be cinching that waist unless it's Halloween and you're dressing up as Halle Berry in Catwoman. A cap, a jacket (or two), a scarf, and some dope shoes and you're good to go.

YMC v Gloverall coat:

Norse Projects Husavivk Scarf:

 Norse Projects Flat Cap:

Oliver Spencer Suede Shoe:

And here's some wack-ass F/W/ shit I've come across on the interwebs. You need a swift kick to the head if you're even considering wearing this stuff.

Lady Gaga goes to San Tropez ain't gonna get you laid, dude.

Last time I checked this was called a purse.

I love CdG, but come on, you want to walk around looking like an Oriental rug/extra in a Bruce Lee film? Also, as I stated above, a belt should not be worn around a jacket. This just screams GET A GRIP, MOTHAFUCKA.

Ugh, Jeremy Scott S/S 2012

Fashion's crypt keeper is at it again. For S/S 2012, Jeremy Scott has moved on from french fries to a transvestite rodeo. Unsure of what to get your pops for Father's Day? Try buying him a denim peek-a-boo bustier top that will be sure to get the ladies all hot and bothered. I'm all for having fun with fashion and playing with gender roles, but this shit is so ridiculous that even Oscar De La Hoya is like "oh girl, no she didn't!" Everything in this collection is sure to hit the Gilt site two days after dropping in stores. You need a lobotomy if you think wearing Jeremy Scott makes you the coolest kid on the block. Get a grip, mothafucka.